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@CourtneyBale: Guy Who Invented Figurative Speech: I've got something that'll blow your minds.
Townspeople: *fleeing in abject terror*

Guy Who Invented Figurative Speech: I’ve got something that’ll blow your minds.
Townspeople: *fleeing in abject terror*

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