@bossy_bootz: Guys are always 'just kidding' unless you say yes
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@Lexactly: The problem with seducing someone via text, is you sometimes end up wrapping your warm moth, or mother around his troubling clock
@Underchilde: I slept like a log, which means my underside was moist and bugs kept crawling up my crack.
@ilayew: i'm the girl your mom warned you about... long nails, big eyes, purple tongue, green skin. i'm reptar. i'm reptar from rugrats.
@kunalkamra88: I never understand why do people whisper at funeral's ? The most important guy at this party is dead he can't hear you.