@NoogsCorner: Guys, check out this cool trick I learned. Take your upper lip and make it touch your lower lip. Now keep them like that.
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@awkwardphilippe: PRIEST: does anyone object to this marriage ME: (clearing throat) BRIDE: GROOM: PRIEST: ME: i accidentally swallowed a Lego just now
@LurkAtHomeMom: I feel bad for women who say finding true love is the best experience in life. They've obviously never found their bra size on clearance.