@nerdreign: Guys, I have to stop cyber-bullying North Korea. They called my mom.
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@david8hughes: [donating blood] Nurse: you're looking faint. Can I get you a drink? Me: no thanks, I've just had like 60 of those strawberry Capri Suns
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