@nerdreign: Guys, I have to stop cyber-bullying North Korea. They called my mom.
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@Leemanish: I get home late, dead tired, & see my name in big, bloody letters on the bedroom wall - & I'm like, nope, I will deal w/ THIS in the morning
@kyle_thatisall: Going to show my kids before and after pictures of Lindsay Lohan and say this girl didn't think she needed a nap either.
@geowizzacist: Star Wars VII: the force awakens Star Wars VIII: the force goes out to play Star Wars IX: goodnight force
@Crutnacker: Biden: Showed Trump our terror briefings about Equestria. Obama: Equestria? Isn't that My Little Pony? Biden: 😉