@nerdreign: Guys, I have to stop cyber-bullying North Korea. They called my mom.
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@TheCareBare: she's all "don't sleep in the nude- what if there's a fire and the fire men come and see you naked" uh you pretty much described my fantasy
@Tw1tter_K1tten: Sent my husband to work with leftovers from dinner last night. His co-workers are going to be so jealous of his bowl of cereal.
@BriarSly: Question: If a King runs a Kingdom...& an Emperor runs an Empire... Who runs a country?
@whereami18: Told my 11 and 8 next time I take their electronics away I'd also be responding to all texts they receive.They've been well behaved since.