@nerdreign: Guys, I have to stop cyber-bullying North Korea. They called my mom.
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@joshuadun: I'm going to name my daughter Chilada so that when her siblings have children, they will call her Aunt Chilada.
@TheBoydP: When accused by a woman a man's first instinct is to deny. We're not lying, we're just buying time to remember what you're talking about...
@batkaren: What if life on Earth is just a video game for gods, and my guy has the crappy controller?