@Lisa_Laughs_: Guys I have to work a total of like 18 hours today. Someone hold me. Under water.
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@NJFreudian: Twas the night before Christmas, when all through the town Not a creature was Tweeting, cause favstar was down.
@matt___nelson: 911: what's your emerg- ME: I'VE BEEN SHOT 911: ...why would you interrupt me like that?