@Lisa_Laughs_: Guys I have to work a total of like 18 hours today. Someone hold me. Under water.
YOU MIGHT ALSO LIKE
@LoriLuvsShoes: How many times can you celebrate a 29th birthday before people catch on? -asking for a friend
@Petote: *gets so drunk I grab a fish out of your fish tank and shakes it at you screaming "WHAT KIND OF DOG IS THIS?!" *
@XOperfectmessXO: Nothing screams passive agressive quite like letting your spouse sleep in, while also letting the kids play loudly outside the bedroom door
@TheRolo: [Sees restaurant is packed] *Pays hostess $20 to read note* "Attn patrons there is a vintage yard sale across the street" *Hipsters clear*