@Scdavis24: Guys, if you have to point your toes to put your pants on, those aren't your pants. Give them back to your sister.
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@RorynotRoy: "I don't want you to freak out, but..." - someone with a shaky grasp of how anxiety works
@lecalabara: You people that are getting laid regularly either need to keep that stuff to yourselves or be more descriptive.
@TheDjinnTrials: Customer: Why do you own a hot dog stand when you draw and write? Me: Wanna buy my book? Them: No. Me: That's why I own a hot dog stand.