@Paxochka: Guys, if you want to make a girl moan, tremble, and scream: be a spider.
@ElleOhHell: "Pray, love, eat." -- A mantis
@beefman138: *At Railway station
Me : Can I get a return ticket please?
Station attendant : Where to?
Me : Here.
IT HAS A NAME!
@Smug_Lemur: [God creating the octopus]
Idk, maybe make it look like the time I tried to cram the old pool noddles into a trash bag.
@dumbbeezie: Please pray for girls everywhere who are getting a "What's up" text right now
Be strong. Don't answer. Eat ice cream.