@Paxochka: Guys, if you want to make a girl moan, tremble, and scream: be a spider.
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@hythemafia: Sperm 1: "Geez I'm exhausted, how much further to the Fallopian tubes?" Sperm 2: "A long way, we've just passed the tonsils..."