@kumailn: Guys, please don't judge someone based on stuff they wrote themselves in a public forum meant to reach the widest possible audience.
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@thetigersez: Dating in your 30s is just two people telling each other stories about how they used to be fun.
@Book_Krazy: Me: I'm worried that the romance has gone out of our marriage Hub: Bet I can change your mind during the next commercial break
@KentWGraham: If you wear a Bluetooth phone piece in your ear, you can say “You’re an idiot” to just about anyone you walk past.
@HockeyTornado: I keep a second pair of shoes at work, I don't want people to recognize me when I'm pooping.