@OhNoSheTwitnt: Guys, stop comparing Trump to Hitler. He thinks it's a compliment. Call him a middle-aged woman or a peaceful Muslim.
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@Brentweets: I almost choken on food and the whole time it was happening I was just thinking "What a cliche way for a fat person to die of"
@rickygervais: Jesus died for our sins. But then he came back to life. Pretty sure that breaks the deal.
@DanMentos: *orders a medium pizza* *opens box* PIZZA: I've contacted your late grandmother. She wants you to know- *eats pizza*
@dulcetry: I see you posted a photograph of snow with the caption "it's cold" could you tell me more about that