@OhNoSheTwitnt: Guys, stop comparing Trump to Hitler. He thinks it's a compliment. Call him a middle-aged woman or a peaceful Muslim.
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@longwall26: I miss the old days when street gangs asserted their dominance through aggressive hair combing.
@DoogieHorner: Dogs are "practice babies" and cats are "practice ex-girlfriends you still have to share an apartment with."
@josh___grant: Don't people with bumper stickers realize it takes a t-shirt to change a person's deeply held beliefs?