@TheOfficialTed: Guys wait for the perfect girl, Playboy's fault. Girls wait for the perfect guy, Disney's fault.
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@The_Grant_Boldt: Girlfriend: "babe it's hot I need a fan" [Boyfriend starts taking pictures with her and BEGGING for autographs]
@sammyrhodes: Saying a prayer for all the turkeys tomorrow. Also the single people with concerned relatives.
@LetGoBeFreeDoU: Take Note: a stress ball can be used for throwing at people who stress you out.. You're Welcome..
@Marlebean: It's like the only thing my kids learned from Snow White is that fruit is horribly poisonous.