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@kumailn: Guys who are enemies of Putin seem to have the worst luck.
@JizzIam: I find the best way to deal with death is not to be the person who is dead.
@_sweet_ham: Of course I can keep a secret, It's the people I tell it to that can't.
@shadygrenade: "Son do you know how to tell if a pineapple is ripe?"
*throws pineapple against grocery store wall*
"Ah nuts that was a good one."
@ThaJawn: *breathes on window creating condensation
*starts to write in condensation
*head slams into window and breaks it
@BrandonVine: *pulled over by cop*
Cop: Did you know that your tags are expired?
Me: You're it!
Me running away: Renewed!