@ewfeez: Hacked again! Sometimes I wish I never grew up on 12,345,678th Street with a dog named Password.
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@SgtButtCheeks: I forget what I used to do with my arms before I got my iPhone. Did I hang them down by my side? Straight above my head? I really forget.
@Lord_Smirnoff: *Lowers raised hand. Where's the nearest cycle path you meant? Thought you said psychopath.
@KalvinMacleod: [highschool reunion] CLASSMATE: I'm a top chef. You? ME: I'm an avoca C: a what M: an avoca C: what's an avoca do M: a top chef would know
@krisv_723: Wow, you've got a lot of hickeys Kris. Me: Busy weekend *winks *remembers wrestling that octopus at the aquarium for giving me side eye.