@NATxHAN: Had a 6" sammich from subway today, and it totally didn't fill me up. I get it now ladies, and I'm so, so sorry.
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@Ideal_Victoria: The older I get, the more I relate to those angry elderly people who go around biting others.
@BlindChow: "I want to put a baby in you," I whisper to the microwave over the sound of the infant crying next door.
@Mr_Kapowski: Wife: Where are you going? Me: I'm wearing my robe and boxer briefs so obviously I'm off to fight crime