@SpokeAna: Had a breakthrough with my therapist yesterday.
Never seen a man cry like that before.
@sameralkhoury: I freak out when i don't see the L and R marks on headphones. There's no way I'm taking that risk.
@robdelaney: The contents of my son's last diaper was so upsetting to both of us we shared a cigarette after I changed it.
@RealDMK: Daughter (5): "Daddy your tummy is big and bouncy just like our trampoline"
Me: "Well you're short and can't spell chrysanthemum"
@BDGarp: I handle stress the way cats bathe in water.