@crimson_n_aqua: Had a discussion with my boss about how lanyards can strangle.... conversation took a turn.... I am either fired or getting a HUGE raise x2
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@bacon_gillepic: Puts cardboard cutout of myself at my desk a week ago* Receives check* Dang I just got a raise
@Swishergirl24: Hi everyone! Welcome to AA. This is a "judgment free" zone...unless we're talking about Janice who ate all the cookies last week.
@UnicornSyrup: Whenever people say "anything is possible", I think about trying to staple pudding to a tree.
@Smooheed: I miss dating The excitement of meeting someone new, that feeling of butterflies when you see if you can climb out their bathroom window...