@PinkLipschitz: Had a dream that someone was gently rubbing my forehead with sandpaper. Woke up to find my cat gently rubbing my forehead with sandpaper.
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@TheCiscoKidder: A fine piece of art is like a fine piece of ass, I don't understand either one but I want to take both home and mount them against the wall.
@Storminika: Instead of sending friends Christmas cards, is it ok If I return the ones I got and just add the words "Me too"?
@GavinProbably: Said "large" today at Starbucks, and everyone starting chanting "Venti, Venti, Venti!" and a mass suicide occurred.
@withanewname: Well tonight's date night for me and the wife I certainly hope we don't run into each other