@tomw1984: Had a fight with a janitor once, wiped the floor with him
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@Home_Halfway: *chasing after the person that just robbed my house* TEXT ME WHEN YOU GET HOME SO I KNOW YOU GOT BACK SAFELY
@markleggett: Companies want "rockstar" employees, as rockstars are known for punctuality, even-tempers, and a desire to work in a corporate environment.
@CornOnTheGoblin: "You promise you didn't get me bees again" [me from a distance] just open it