@scorpiusryan21: Had a skype interview yesterday and I completely avoided the fact that I am actually a centaur
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@Lamalover2: Are you surprised at life in general or is that just the way you plucked your eyebrows?
@mejustbeth: Ever since those 2 weeks in 2008 when no one noticed I was missing, I won't go into a corn maze without a machete.
@HomeProbably: My son wants a new iPhone for Christmas and I'm having fond memories of when he couldn't talk.
@itsboyschapter: My mother always told me "if you can't say anything nice, don't say anything at all"...and some people wonder why I'm so quiet around them.