@VaguelyFunnyDan: Had no idea why my salad was $175, 'til the waiter explained that they only use Beets by Dre.
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@dumbbeezie: The best part of being a bear would be waking up from hibernation and immediately killing something
@ChrisScarlette: We now return to 'CANADIAN SNIPER' *canadian sniper shoots an enemy* *canadian sniper yells 'sorry' from far away*
@: Guys, you could have avoided this mishap if just one woman had been consulted in the design process
@Wakenbake77: I hate when I'm beating my grandma in Mario Kart and she kicks the controller out my hands.