@_Shizzle: Had to have "the talk" with my 5yr old. He asked me where sandwiches come from.
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@theshamingofjay: It's a good thing this video game is rated mature because it's going to be babysitting the kids tonight.
@uccjeb: Just killed a spider IN MY BED!! So if you need me, I'll be burning down my home and looking for a new place to live.
@BrownBoxers: No cop can catch a kid on a 10 speed. -every 80s movie with cops chasing kids on 10 speeds.