@_Shizzle: Had to have "the talk" with my 5yr old. He asked me where sandwiches come from.
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@man_spach: [on a test drive] Me: Haha the heated seat feels like I peed my pants! Dealer: This car doesn't have heated seats. Me: Does it have napkins?
@OfficialMizGin: Cologne companies have no clue what really attracts women. If they did, every bottle would smell like doughnuts.
@ericsshadow: If the salesman doesn't come with me on the test drive, I just take the car home and wait for them to come get it. I have so many cars now.
@_Tempo11: My family's invaded my house for the weekend. As a side note my dog's been walked 18 times