@_Shizzle: Had to have "the talk" with my 5yr old. He asked me where sandwiches come from.
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@TrainedHedonist: Car trouble, miss? Allow me to squint, and posture heroically while staring at your labyrinthine engine as panic cascades through my spine.
@TheTweetOfGod: If "the word impossible is not in your vocabulary", you have a pretty limited vocabulary.