@MrGeorgeWallace: Had to put a scarecrow on my wind farm 'cause crows were eating all the wind.
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@Steelers1972: I passed a homeless guy who asked "Any change!?" I said "Nope, your still dirty and homeless". We laughed and laughed and then he stabbed me