@FredPollack: Had trouble sleeping today. They added a trumpeter to this morning's church service.
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@stacywawa1: I just saw a guy put deodorant on before walking into an adult bookstore. I kinda want to date him now.
@ChickenFrecklez: When ya leave Twitter it's called twittercide. What about Instagram? Instagramicide? IGicide? Instacide? Gramicide? Instadead? Instagone?
@AaronFullerton: Before you buy that nice jacket online, ask yourself: "Am I willing to delete one extra email every day for the rest of my life?"