@FredPollack: Had trouble sleeping today. They added a trumpeter to this morning's church service.
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@mamabirddiaries: A toddler can do more in one unsupervised minute than most people can do all day.
@jeffreyvanclea1: if a cop ever asks me to count from 100 backwards ..i just get in the back seat
@CherBear162: I can't bend my pinky without my ring finger bending as well..is this normal? Let's hear your results 'cause I know you just tried it.
@murrman5: *calls sister while babysitting for her* "the younger one says you guys don't own a snake. this true?" [kid in background] ITS LOOKING AT ME