@BruceForce: Haha, murder? No officer, I just wanted to see what would happen if I planted a human
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@buhsbaby_baby: Him: So what are you into? Me: *thinking of the newspaper cutouts of Justin Trudeau all over my bedroom walls and ceiling* Politics.
@PaperWash: "are you sure these x-rays are safe?" [doctor 12 feet away behind a lead wall] you're fine
@michel_lesann: I suspect that my cat has plans to kill me, but has just never been awake long enough to carry them out. Advantage: human.