@OVO_Ty15: "Haha those 'said no one ever' jokes are pretty funny" -said no one ever
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@ShanaRose21: I can never find my cars keys but I won't forget that time you checked out another woman at the mall four years ago.
@ashmensch: "Excuse me, but the sign says 'No shirt, no shoes, no service.' It doesn't say a goddamn thing about no pants." - Me, drunk at Target