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@Marlebean: My favorite way to mop the bathroom floor is to give the kids a bath. The walls, too. Yup, and ceiling.
@KentWGraham: After lengthy reflection, I’ve concluded that having kids wasn’t worth the seven times my son took out the garbage for me.
@MikeOdenthal: Think about how many variations of apple there would be had they not mercy-killed the pineapple guy before he could name more fruits