@MyPolishFace: Hahaha oh Harry Shearer, you're cautiously beloved.
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@Matt_The_1st: This is an emergency! *Begs to borrow strangers phone *starts scrolling through pics
@avaricious1: How come the only people who can open childproof lids are children? My nephew charges me two vicodin just to open the bottle.
@neerjagurnani: Dear autocorrect, at no point in time have I meant to say "I'm affordable" instead of "I'm adorable". Stop embarrassing me.
@Elizasoul80: Does anyone ever put a chip with too much dip on it into their mouth, then shove a second chip in there to even out the chip to dip ratio?