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@MyPolishFace: Hahaha oh Harry Shearer, you're cautiously beloved.
@HallpassCanada: Whenever someone asks how i'm doing & walks away before i answer..I write "GREAT" on the side of thier car with my keys!
@notalogin: We can play Yahtzee again.
-You fixed the broken dice?
Yeah. And they'll never break again.
-How do you know?
Die mends are forever.
@1niitro: The Simpsons need to have an episode where Arsenal win the Champions League
@Jez1: It's Saturday, so I'm as lazy as the guy who drew the Japanese flag.
@NurseMurderer: I told my date I was depressed. I added, "not like cut my inner thigh depressed, but sleep with you even though I don't like you depressed."