@GirlRestrained: Hahaha stupid person... When it says 55mph it really means 64mph.........Idiot turtle person
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@Carlie_Veenhuis: I was lifeguarding and a little boy threw his ball out of the water and his mom goes “maybe if you ask the pretty lifeguard she will grab the ball for you!” This kid looked me dead in the eye and goes “.....where’s the pretty one?” KIDS ARE RUTHLESS LMAO
@TheTweetOfGod: Fear and ignorance would gay-marry each other if they weren't both opposed to it.
@bornmiserable: Guys who say there's a party in their pants are probably referring to search parties.
@AndrewNadeau0: MUFASA: Everything the light touches is our kingdom. ME: What about shadows or when it's cloudy? MUFASA: *Sigh* Wh…why are you like this?