@INDlAN_: Hahaha this stupid baby on the bus thinks they can cry louder than me
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@hyperblastchic: Fried potatoes Mashed potatoes Baked potatoes Twice baked potatoes Potato chips -if Bubba grew up on a potato farm instead of a shrimp boat