@INDlAN_: Hahaha this stupid baby on the bus thinks they can cry louder than me
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@HrBry: I just saved a bunch of money on my car insurance by switching my license plate before I ran down all the people I hate
@GensPlace: She was a very heavy smoker with a cough that curdled your blood. Phlegm fatale, they called her.
@Hey_Sascha: Nothing is quite as scary as hearing your doorbell ring on the same night you made a blood sacrifice to the dark lord.