@OnlyFastEddie: Hair pulling during sex is hot unless the whole wig comes off.
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@Demented_Jokes: Post natal depression is a serious condition. I'm 38 years old and my mum still bursts into tears every time she sees me.
@AllanCresswell: Grampa: Back in my day, we slept on broken glass, you dunno how lucky you are. Me: Grampa, please. We have Twitter, at least you GOT sleep.
@TheWoodenslurpy: I bet dogs at parties get tired of being singled out by socially awkward humans.