@Joydas: Half of Americans must be thinking Gaza Strip is the name of some Strip Club which Israel wants
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@Death_Buddy: Optimus Prime: AUTOBOTS, ROLL OUT. Me: *walks downstairs* where the hell is my toaster and microwave?
@Tbone7219: Tweets a cocaine joke gets 120 favorites & a trophy Post a cocaine joke on Facebook & gets 170 "we are praying for you" & an intervention.
@AimeeHelene1: I'm convinced that this trip to Toronto will end with my being arrested for not being nice enough.
@autocorrects: Do I turn left when nothing is right? Or do I turn right when there's nothing left?