@LoveNLunchmeat: Half the people who follow me are waiting for the nervous breakdown; the other half follow because they're easily impressed by semicolons.
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@doguacate: Listen. You've been saying this for the last eight and a half months. I still don't know what you're "expecting"
@Snarfernini: I never trust a Tom. They are far too often involved in foolery or peeping for my liking.
@MatCro: ME: I'm off to that meeting BOSS: Forget something? M: Yes! [kisses boss gently on forehead] B: I meant your pen [whispers] but thank you