@Just__J0: Half the time I hug anyone I'm just wiping my hands off on their back.
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@JimmerThatisAll: I would organize my thoughts but I'm afraid they would form a union and demand benefits.
@CackleClub: My right eye wouldn't stop weeping all day until I said BE A MAN YOU FREAK and now it's just drinking beer to hide it's feelings
@Token_Geezer: Nah mate, when the Americans talk about football they mean that silly game where the fat men dress up as Transformers