@Just__J0: Half the time I hug anyone I'm just wiping my hands off on their back.
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@nickmullen: I'm not religious but I'm spiritual, which means I think the mothman prophecy is real and I don't feel bad about shoplifting
@hellohappy_time: Can I be wracked with something other than guilt. Like. Can I be wracked with spaghetti.
@JElvisWeinstein: They're calling the Patriot thing "Deflategate?" I was hoping they'd go with "Ball-o-caust."