@Hadzilla: Halloween '94: Mom says store sold out of Batman costumes and buys me a Catwoman one. Called me Catman. The worst part: she went as Batman?
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@MsSkarsgaard: Lick it. LICK IT FASTER! - parents who let their kids have ice cream cones in the car
@VapingSonic: [meeting] Bill: we'll call it BILLOSOPHY Phil [pulling out briefcase and assembling gun]: Good idea! Steal my board idea now this? Not again
@funnyfries: I just met a woman who told me she had "trouble keeping weight on" in times of stress. I ate her.