@Hadzilla: Halloween '94: Mom says store sold out of Batman costumes and buys me a Catwoman one. Called me Catman. The worst part: she went as Batman?
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@theguydf: Me: Can I buy you a drink? Girl: I don't drink. Me: Then can I just give you $7.50 to talk with me for a few minutes?
@amazymay72x: What would u do if u won the lotto? 10yo: Buy legos & a bigger house for u. 11yo: I'd buy a monkey. Going to be extra nice to my 10yo.
@Mr_Kapowski: Note to self: If using the sheet from my bed to be a ghost next Halloween, avoid parties with blacklights at all costs
@lilgapeach30: It's like my daddy always says...if you can't beat 'em, arrange to have 'em beaten.