@Brentweets: Halloween combines my 3 least favorite things: Answering the door, giving away food and children.
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@HepatitisAtoZ: me: "youre serving Blue Curacao? so its a boy! congrats man!" friend: "for the third time, this is not a gender reveal party and please stop drinking the Windex. i think it is causing permanent damage" me: "so, have you picked any names yet?"
@jctwritesstuff: *walks past yoga studio* *looks in window* *eyes widen* Awesome. It's like kindergarten. *walks into class* *unrolls mat* *takes a nap*