@MensHumor: Halloween is, by far, the safest day to kill a person and leave them in a chair on your porch.
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@NINETIREDBUGS: i respect snow plows bc their whole job is to take a giant mess and push it to the side for someone else to deal w later
@VeryLonelyLuke: I adopted a rock. He just sits there and does nothing all day. It still beats raising Kylo.
@sara_ashlynn: I'm a long-term thinker. For instance, the green bananas I bought will be delicious in 2 days.
@DadandBuried: Women never understand the importance of cords. We NEED to keep all these cords, just in case! What if we run out of cords!