@pleatedjeans: Halloween is great bc kids just show up at your door and hold out bags of candy for you to steal
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@Cpin42: Have you found them? "Not yet, sir.” THEY'RE MUTANT TURTLES THAT DO KARATE. HOW HARD COULD IT BE? "They wear tiny masks, sir.”
@Elizasoul80: When I misplace something and you say "where did you have it last" I feel like you don't know what misplace means.