@pleatedjeans: Halloween is great bc kids just show up at your door and hold out bags of candy for you to steal
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@leshnevsky: Scars make a man handsome? Bathe your cat every day and you'll become the sexiest man in the city very soon!
@goldengateblond: You call what I just did walking into a wall. I call it looking for walls I can pass through and marking that one off the list.