@BillDixonish: Halloween is the only day of the year you can ask someone "what are you supposed to be?" without triggering an existential crisis.
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@jonnysun: i wonder how many time-travelers accidemtaly went back in time instead of forward but then saw a knight & thought "wow look at this robot!!"
@GABBYdaAngSaya: God: You'll be cursed to travel the desert for 35 years Moses: *slipping him $20* How about 30 [Later] Moses: We must wander for 40 years
@SlabBaconBP: My son asked me what humble means. I told him it means pretending you're not better than everybody else.
@robyn_vo: Just saw a woman, covered in red paint, running and screaming from an abandoned country house, LOL good prank.