@Violent2Dope304: Hamburger Helper only works if the hamburger is ready to accept that it needs help.
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@rickkondell: Apparently, if you stop to help an armored truck broke down on the side road, they'll mace and taser you. In that order.
@Chumpstring: PATIENT: i just feel like something is missing from my life THERAPIST: [is a cat] have you tried biting plastic