@crylenol: Hamlet, but starring a pig. We call it: Hamlet. Let me explain
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@MarfSalvador: Me: Forgive me father I have sinned Priest: Get out of my house M: But it's a big sin P: *sigh* Speak child M: I broke into your house
@PhuckinCody: [i go to the aquarium wearing my cowboy boots and hat] "can we get extra security at the seahorse exhibit? yeah, he's here again."
@michaelianblack: The whole thing about "we're all going to die some day," that's a joke, right?