@Fred_Delicious: Han Solo had a much cooler older brother called Drum
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@malcolmsparks: Kids are so inquisitive. "Will robots ever take over the world?" Me: "Almost certainly." "But when? Before I die?" "A bit before, yes."
@Sassafrantz: I THINK [boyfriend goes by] YOU'RE TOO [boyfriend goes by] YOUNG FOR ME [boyfriend goes by] -me breaking up w/ my boyfriend at the carousel
@jimmy_sharpe: Sometimes I spend whole meetings wondering how they got the big meeting table through the door.
@jordan_stratton: Laser hair removal? Uhhh, why would anyone with laser hair ever want to get it removed?