@Fred_Delicious: Han Solo had a much cooler older brother called Drum
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@themorris23: I wish I was as committed to anything the way infomercial actors are committed to over dramatizing their reaction to household chores.
@Fred_Delicious: *sits down in a classy as hell bar* "barkeep! a bottle of your finest champagne please. I earn..." *lowers shades* "$200 every 4 months"
@realHamOnWry: A good listener always watches you speak, makes eye contact and never lets on he's thinking about something else.