@WetzelGeek: Hand a baby a fork and he looks like a young Poseidon.
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@Holy_Mowgli: ME: I got fired for microwaving fish at work HER: whoa, fired? that seems harsh ME: whatever, I didn't like working at the aquarium anyway
@DearAuntAbby: I need to pick up a random hunky guy in a bar, bring him home, have him invite a friend, and THEN mention that I need furniture rearranged
@theguydf: It's 2014 and somehow we still don't have a car mirror that can make objects appear exactly as far away as they are.