@WetzelGeek: Hand a baby a fork and he looks like a young Poseidon.
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@Sickayduh: Lawyer: The defense rests Judge: Counselor, your rebuttal? Lawyer: HAHAHA that sounded like "you're a butthole" Judge: LOLOLOL #Buttle
@PaperWash: Commissioner: we'll need to stay in touch Batman: ok Commissioner: this stealth communication device will- Batman: LETS USE A GIANT SKY LAMP
@SteveKoehler22: A journey of a thousand miles begins with- running back in the house for something you forgot.