@JONOCOYOTE: Hand dryers are a great way to see how your hands look while skydiving.
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@BigHeb7: Free advice: Saying "meaty shaft" in a corporate meeting is like saying bomb on an airplane.
@KeetRidley: "Hey, your fly's down" Oh shit.. *pets fly's head* you'll be alright little buddy, chin up.. we'll get you some new wings
@autocorrects: Dear people who question why girls go to the bathroom together, Hermoine went alone and got attacked by a troll.