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@FrenulumBreve: [hands over brown bag with £10,000 ransom]
"Now give me my wife."
"This is short by £2.39"
[hides Mcflurry] "it's all I got."

[hands over brown bag with £10,000 ransom]
“Now give me my wife.”
“This is short by £2.39”
[hides Mcflurry] “it’s all I got.”

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