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@philco816: *hands stranger a condom

S: I don't need this

Me: Yes, you do. I saw the way you pulled out of your driveway. Your pull out game is weak

*hands stranger a condom 

S: I don’t need this 

Me: Yes, you do. I saw the way you pulled out of your driveway. Your pull out game is weak

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