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@mexinonblonde: *handsome, young man walks up*
HYM-Ms.

Me-Hold it Jr. Yes, I'm sexy. But young guys aren't my thing.

HYM-You've toilet paper on your heel.

*handsome, young man walks up*
HYM-Ms.

Me-Hold it Jr. Yes, I’m sexy. But young guys aren’t my thing.

HYM-You’ve toilet paper on your heel.

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