@Bagyants: Hang in there, people suffering from natural disasters and deadly diseases - we're putting ribbons on our cars as fast as we can
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@Aspersioncast: I bet short people get really excited when they accidentally hit their head on things.
@Nips_00: I love drinking games.... except the one where you have to try to walk a straight line while saying the ABCs backwards
@TwatyTweets: When I have kids I'm gonna tell them drugs are good for them. It's the only way I can be sure they won't try them.
@TheMichaelRock: You know that confused look that old people get when looking at new technology? I'm like that, but with salad.