@brennadine: Hang on guys. My boyfriend told me not to be anxious, so I expect to feel better any moment.
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@deeeebag: I'm lost at Costco but everyone here looks like my dad. Just gonna pick the one with the best groceries and start a new life I guess.
@Smug_Lemur: *at psychic reading* Psychic: you probably think you're wasting your time Me: Ooh you're good
@notalogin: You burn more calories chasing after your cat than you get from eating it. It's the celery of pets.
@chrisanna4real: I'm not self medicating myself with booze. The guy at the liquor store wrote me a prescription. Well he called it a receipt...whatever.