@brennadine: Hang on guys. My boyfriend told me not to be anxious, so I expect to feel better any moment.
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@Black__Elvis: Bad news: you're unable to get pregnant. Oh no! Is it my uterus, doctor? No, your eHarmony profile says you've seen Star Wars 13 times.
@AlmightyBored: Back off. I've got enough to deal with today without having to make your death look like an accident.
@The_Sculptress: Every night when you sleep,I sneak into your house, full of desire. I then reduce the amount of marshmallowy treats in your cereal&go home.