@3sunzzz: Hang up weed instead of mistletoe, then every time you stand under it you can have a snack.
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@briangaar: If a restaurant can afford to advertise on national television, you should never eat there
@TheToddWilliams: Superman could have become a doctor, using his x-ray vision to detect life threatening tumors. But no, we really needed another journalist.
@krautsider: If you ever feel like a complete moron never forget that I managed to text my wife today that she forgot her mobile at home. You're welcome.