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@eyeswidebutt: [hanging out w mob]
"Tony sleeps with the fishes"
*they all laugh*
[self conscious about my sexual habits w fish]: its not a big deal guys

[hanging out w mob]
“Tony sleeps with the fishes”
*they all laugh*
[self conscious about my sexual habits w fish]: its not a big deal guys

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