@slimmy_shady: Hangover status: playing duct, duct, tape with the kids.
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@lawyerthoughts: court: counsel why are you yelling your questions from back there? me: i've got my phone plugged in back here your honor.
@clindsaysway: Overheard, my parents, watching the World Cup: Dad: Who are you routing for? Mom: I'm routing for it to be over.
@KalvinMacleod: GUY 1: a bee flew in my eye GUY 2: I just ate a bird GUY IN BACK: I can't hear u TOGETHER: there must be a better way NARRATOR: windshields