@slimmy_shady: Hangover status: playing duct, duct, tape with the kids.
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@Contwixt: The day we decided such footwear would be called "flip-flops" was not our most creative moment.
@ceejoyner: Let he who is without sin cast the first stone if you want babies throwing rocks everywhere. Dangerous.
@KarateDonuts: McDonald's is now selling the Big MacGyver. Just a slab of meat a paper clip and some foil with a note that says "You figure it out."